A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are so fast you can run a 4.50 40yd dash, your pants disintegrate, and your balls stretch out due to drag and flail in the wind behind you wile running, just like a jet fuel car completing a 1/4 mile drag race.
Woah, man! Check out the Sandling Drag Chute that guy has got going on. He is running so fast!
This term is used to define mediocre pussy that all the while has been portrayed as being stiletto pussy. When a girl is acting like she's all that but in reality, she ain't half that great, she's got a bad case of "sandle pussy"
guy 1- "aye, bruh, that bitch i brought home last night..."
guy 2- "yeah? u actually hit that?"
guy 1- "yeah but it was some sandle puh puh (aka sandle pussy)"
The dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. Most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. The intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples pubes, dead skin cells, feces, semen, etc from getting on your feet.
Sandle surfing
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.
After a long hard workout on the stairmaster at the gym, one takes their pointer finger and places it between their nut sack and their leg. Then, you rub it around collecting this smelly, salty, sweaty, moist substance. Once this substance is on your finger, you now have Sandling Stinky Finger. This additive to your finger is generally used for things like giving wet willy's, lubricant to play with your balloon knot (Butt hole), or to simply suck on for a quick tasty snack.
Hey Chris, after our shifts at the gym want to get a quick cardio workout in on the stairmaster? Once we are done we can taste each other's Sandling Stinky Fingers.