Country Dictionary

Mexican boy who doesnt speak spanish, very funny. Amazing at sports. Very hot and to die for.

Mia:omg santos looks so hot today.
Santos:i look hot everyday.
Mia:Ik

mexican dude with a massive schlong. typically a professional woman respecter, doesn't speak spanish, nor does he play soccer, but he's still cool. an adidas hoe, he's always wearing name brand clothes. loves music and has a killer smile. always making others laugh.

"yo did you see santos talking to all those chicks at prom?"
"yeah man he was respecting the fuck outta those women"

Someone you haven't seen in a very long period of time.

"Santos! I haven't seen you in FOREVER! How are you? How's the family? How's the sister? How's the synagogue?"

To trick someone into paying your bill.

Rob Santosed Joe and John when he ran out to meet Dom before the check came. He then santosed the Russian broad into paying for the motel room when he showed up late.

A person who likes to make fun of others people's names. Also has a head like a chinchilla

also your right hand

Hey Kinker, what's a kinker?
i dont know santos, go sniff your smelly dog!!
frickin chinchilla

Verb; when someone kills a joke.
Noun: a bad joke

yo that dude just santos-ed.

A middle aged guy who gets divorced and dates women half his age, usually while acting like a saint.

Dave has turned into a total Santo. He asked out his daughters friend on Facebook