Country Dictionary

After a messy breakup, when your ex-girlfriend deliberately replaces your lubricant with super glue(usually of the Scotch brand)causing your hand to stick to your penis.

George: "Aw man, I totally got scotched last night. (as he clutches his penis)."

this is adressed to the wee nobber ollie....and the other fannys who need a kick and a gralloch - we are scots. scotch is never used by scots to describe another scot.

you know the drill. scotch whisky, scotch broth and scotch beef. not scotch man. god that sounds so stupid...scotch man. get it right you foreign twat. failte gu albannach, sassenach. alba gu brath.

A state of mind induced by drinking copious quantites of scotch. Usually can be identified by a happy, mellow feeling at night and a dry mouth the next day.

Don't drive while scotched.

Why go to a bar and drink when you can sit home and get scotched?

East Tennessee folk word for a chock placed in front of a tire or wheel to prevent it from accidentally rolling.

We need to scotch up the wheels on our car so it won't roll down the hill.

The preferred drink of choice by Ron Burgundy, who often consumes it and sings his undying love for it. Ron deeply regrets having milk one day on the streets of San Diego instead of the love of his life.

Ron: I love scotch! Scotchy scotch scotch!

Scotch College, Melbourne, is Australia's best school in every worthwhile respect

He was a Scotch boy, so you know he is a good bloke

An obscure fetish involving temporary body modifications using transparent package tape. ( i. e. Scotch tape)

"she's really into scotching, two roles of scotch tape and I can't tell who I'm with"