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scrubs

Seriously the funniest show television. It's about a guy JD and his best friends Turk, Elliot and Carla, who all work in a hostpital, with many other wondefully biazarre characters.

Dude lets watch scrubs! Julie: This drug is the best one on the market. The only side effects are nausea, impotence and anal leakage. Dr. Cox: And, I'm getting two out of three, just from having this conversation Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake. Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see Carla: What if we have a son and he wants to dance? Turk: He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. Cause his friends don't dance and if they dont dance then they're no friends of mine, (music plays) (Turks goes off dancing the safety dance)” The Todd: Dude, I hear they have laws that make women completely cover their bodies when they're out in public. The war in Irak. Try the war to see rack.”

by Jessica Halfacre September 29, 2007

scrub

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly And is also known as a buster Always talkin' about what he wants And just sits on his broke ass A scrub is a guy that cant get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best-friend's ride Trying to holler at me

Look at that scrub thinkin he can holla at me.

by Gangsta June 28, 2003

scrub

a person who's a loser.

that scrub needs to get some skill.

by tohkeyo January 09, 2015

A scrub

A guy that ain't gettin no love from me

Gina: you should date him Emily: no he's hanging on the passenger's side of his best friends ride trying to Holla at me Emily: HE'S A SCRUB

by WEEBS NEED LUV 2 August 22, 2019

Scrubs

TV show that made it my goal in life to become a doctor with a quirky, black, surgeon friend named Turk.

Guy 1: Dude, your totally racist, why does it have to be a black guy? Guy 2: BECAUSE SCRUBS SAID SO!!

by Obscured by Clouds February 02, 2009

Scrubs

Scrubs is a man without ambition, energy, loser But not necessary man who don't have a car In North Europe north Italy China and advanced country a lot of rich people prefer public transport taxi or high speed train Prof Cottarelli and more politician are not scrubs American mindset often is idiot and it's one of the causes of the climate disester But I agree about idiot who live with his mommy

"don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me I don't want no scrubs" "OK but you're probably American who at maximum eat at mcdonald's(I heat in good ristorant in Italy) you have the third media and stink as fuck, you wear h e m i wear Armani, quality not status baby

by Sedorf1995 December 05, 2021

scrubbing

dressing like a homeless person

Girl 1: "Ew, look at that girl, she's totally scrubbing" Girl 2: "She's homeless, she can't help it."

by mypseudonym? June 12, 2009