A fork of Rural Dictionary
To vomit on one's own genitals while sitting on the toilet, naked, defecating. Also can define a situation where one vomits at a wall in front of him while sitting on a toilet, naked, defecating, and it sprays back in his or her face.
"Wow John totally Shanghai-ed last night and left the bathroom in such a disgusting state that I threw up immediatly! AWESOME!"
When you discover that something you ordered off the internet turns out to be a cheap, made in China piece of crap. Also, when something you own, that was made in China breaks way too early.
Taylor: "Dude, I ordered this expensive set of chef's knives from this website. But when I got them, they were all flimsy and had cheap plastic handles." Grant: "Oh man, you got Shanghaied."
According to the 4rthur.com dictionary, to simultaneously masturbate and cry.
"I spent new year's day alone, shanghai'ing."
a fucken spongebob squarepants episode. commonly known for patrick star's "leedle leedle leedle lee" cry.
Autist: wait what episode of spongebob does patricks "leedle leedle leedle lee" come in? Autist 2: uhhh ripped pants? Captain Obvious: retards its Shanghaied.