A fork of Rural Dictionary
Short for Shaquille O'Neal; NBA player, movie star, terrible rapper, general faggot.
Wow, Shaq is 4-for-17 from the free throw line tonight.
A bowl of marijuana that is sooo packed that the ganja begins to overflow from the bowl. It is refered to as a shaq bowl because of the massive amounts of marijuna in one bowl.
Let's pack a Shaq. Dude that Shaq bowl got me straight raised. No more Shaq bowls please.
One which sucks at basketball, which he proves by shooting under 53% free throws. However he has mastered the art of getting the calls from every referee in the leauge which is the only reason he has sucsess. See lard ass Its like being really huge but not having any knowlege or skill
Shaq sucks at basketball but he is a tank so he murders people in the paint with no fouls called on him. good job shaq you fat ass
The most dominant center ever to play the game of basketball. A rapper, actor, intellectual, entertainer, or all around jack of all trades aka the fucking man. So big deal hes not good free throws, you wouldnt be either if you had hands that were two ft. But I guess thats the price you pay for having a huge penis.
Damn, Shaq dropped 30 and 15, typical night.
A shaq is when you have to take a huge dump. It usually consists of the following criteria: 1. Abnormally large 2. A definite brown color 3. Usually leaves you slightly retarded after taking it
Man, uh, I just took a really, uh, nasty, uh, shaq.
When a girl wears a long sweatshirt or piece of clothing to cover her ass so people cannot look.
Jessica has a fat ass and she was wearing leggings but she was shaqin