A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word used in place of swearing, or any other word that is inappropriate at the moment. Can also be used to replace any verb for comic relief. Started in retaurants kitchens, to avoid trouble with a spervisor, then eventually becomes part of your everyday vocabulary
Josh, I need a blossom on the fly, the other one got shaved up!
Damn it man it just took me ten minutes to shave the last one!
Shaving friends refers to removing friends that you had previously accepted as a friend from your Facebook, Twitter, Etc. Page ... after they've had a chance to noisy around your page - you shave them off a few weeks later (and they don't get notice of it)
Tom began shaving certain friends off facebook when they started posting curses on his page.
The act of a female using some type of razor to whack off the bush that grows between her legs.
Dang! After muff diving that chick, I pulled 7 hairs from my teeth! She definatley needs to shave it.
To take ones penis on the hand and rung the head of it up and down her cheeks aswell as her facial area to mimic a electric shaver.
She was sleeping on the couch so i took that chance to pull it out and gave her a shave.
(see: wordbeard/word)
To negate the beard insult before it is used. The 'shaved' person will usually respond with annoyance because their 'bearding' has gone 'tits up' and they have been out fooled.
Mr A:'The stars are rather bright tonight Mr B', Mr B:'Really?', Mr A:'Shave yes', Mr B:'Oh you narcoleptic omphalos, i was about to beards you, you toss vessel', Mr A:'HA HA HA (pointing at Mr B)'