A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one proceeds to urinate and defecate simultaneously.
"After all that great food and drink, you know i'll be the first to shiss."
While thinking your just taking a piss and to your dismay a little bit of shit comes out.
At urinal:
Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"
Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."
A bomb comprised of both feacal matter and urine, blended and contained within a glass jar or other impact explosive container.
I owned dex's house with a monster shiss bomb.
A combination of Kung-fu, a Chinese martial art; and Confucius, a Chinese philosopher. It is a diss aimed toward fellow yellows to tell each other they have no skill. In rare occasions it expresses admiration toward one Asian and is used as a proper noun. It is pronounced with an Asian accent, while still keeping a gangster-ness to it. It is used most often within a crowd of Asians (AZN) or by a White person who has no clue what they're saying and thinks they're Asian and/or Black.
Brian: Yo you ain't got no Kung-fu Shiss. What you tryin' to prove?
Mr.Cho: ...
OR
Ms.Lee: You're the bomb-diggety Kung-fu Shiss.
Kung-fu Shiss: Hell yes.
I can't believe you slept with your sister's husband, that was scan-doe-shiss!