A fork of Rural Dictionary
Far beyond merely terrible. The worst of the worst.
"Have you seen Marlon Wayans' new stand up on Netflix?" "No, how is it?" "If shit could shit."
When someone is talking shit and they continue to run their mouth, and you beat the shit out of them and make them eat shit.
Guy 1: "Man's you're such a pussy"
Guy 2: Beats the shit out of guy 1 then makes guy 1 eat shit. Then Guy 2 says "Talk Shit, Eat Shit.
Used when you are gonna fucking die. Used when you are shitting. Used when scared
OH Shitty Shit Shit Shit, I'm going to die. Oh shitty shit shit shit Ima shit. Oh shitty shit shit shit that's a fucking bomb.
When a mildly autistic person tries to drive this is what they say
*Autistic driver swerving out of control*
Autistic Driver: “Eh shit eh shit”
A game enjoyesd by native Filipinos whereby players spread about on an open court and try to jag each other in the genitals with wooden dowels or sticks five meters in length. A similar game is played by Filipino children with simplified rules and sticks not exceeding three meters in length. It is intended as an introduction for children aged 4 to 8 to develop skills and have fun.
We played shit-shit this morning, and I jagged Arnel in the pecker four times.
When your friend Joe as a freshman at a senior after prom party shits all over himself and everything.
Joe was referred to as shit shit after the party for the next three years.
When you really do not care about anything at all.
Coined by the Tourettes Guy.
Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.
TG: I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!