A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word used replace all bad words it is used mostly in every week but can also be used on Sunday in case some bad times are coming and it's also a replacement for when your parents are around
Man: What the fuck. Me: Don't use that word Sunday is a holy day use shmoop instead. Man: Sorry about that man, What the shmoop.
Shmoop is a term used when a male with an above average amountof foreskin performs anal sex and discovers fecal matter underneath his foreskin; a combination of both Smegma and poop.
"Sorry honey, I was let off early today. I forgot to have a shower his morning, so last nights shmoop was left unattended."
to take a long, drawn out dump while on the clock at work in order to kill time and relax.
Rick: that motherfucker Corey has been in the back for 30 minutes what's he doin? Kslice: Cee-lowe dun shmoop a poop