A fork of Rural Dictionary
The term, which refers to men who are under 5'9”, has taken off after users pointed out a number of celebrity pairings where the man is shorter than the woman.
Tom Holland out here celebrating short king spring with Zendaya .
A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.
Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King. Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night. Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me! Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)
21-12724-2163357465 A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.
Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King. Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night. Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me! Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)
A song represents Louis William Tomlinson
-Louis listen to short king anthem it’s very good - you disrespectful Little shit
June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.
Friend: “Sup short stack” Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”
Someone that makes bad things happen to people that piss him/her off.
If you see a short king/queen, you might as well piss him/her off, even if it costs you. Life is worth losing, and if ending up on your knees is your other choice, being on your toes doesn't seem like such a bad idea even if it does at first.
short king sunday is the celebration of short men🔥
happy short king sunday!!