A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of intentionally bumping another person's shoulder with your own shoulder as you walk past them. It is meant as a display of open aggression or simple disrespect depending on how roughly the shoulder check is performed.
Janet shoulder checked Denise on her way out, hoping for a fight.
its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them
“have you ever counted shoulders before?” “dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”
Shoulder shaking is stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure.
I am gonna go shoulder shaking.
when a mans shoulders are so big they look like theyre from minecraft
hey blake you have boulder shoulder
what schools think teenage boys have.
boy one: hey dude, have you seen sallys shoulders recently? she’s so hot. boy two: i know. those shoulders are just so tempting! a shoulder fetish.
When you put your dick and balls on top of someone's shoulder, usually while they are watching television.
Yeah, man. My girlfriend was watching Sex in the City and then I gave her the ol' shoulder picnic. Classic.