A fork of Rural Dictionary
The pure essence of getting your tiny asshole pounded in a game or type of competition.
He just got shwacked!
I shwacked his girl last night!
To be drunk way past the point of good sense and decision making, usually leads to blacking out on ping pong tables or throwing up all over the place and forgetting to clean it up. It's the level of drunkeness where the fun has ceased and you begin to seriously regret your actions, while at the same time smiling, laughing and saying 'YOLO' with your friends, even though you know you really fucked up this time.
Dude 1: "Yo sup dude we gonna get shwacked tonight i got that absinthe"
Dude 2: "Man i cant wait hope i black out we gonna be belligerent"
Doctor: "You are both fucking retarded"
The act of showering, then masturbating.
After a Delicious Italian Dinner, I think I'm going to have myself a steamy session of Shwacking at home.
being completely fucked up on speed and weed..... totally indeed.
holy fuck.#!@)&*$% IIIMMMM FFFUUUUUUCCKKKEEENNNNNN sHwaCKED!??!.!?
means something is fucking cool
Joe: I like your shoes, are they new?
Freddy: Yeah they’re pretty fucking shwack, thanks bro
Sh-whack
Similar to FUBAR or clusterfuck but is for when you have to be quiet.
AKA: Doing a test your probably gonna fail.
"The final is today class, it is worth 300 points"" Teacher
"Shwack"- Me