A fork of Rural Dictionary
Members of the Sigma Iota Beta local sorority at Hope College. Every girl on campus wants to be a SIB but would deny it if asked. They like to party and have a good time but are also the girls you could take home to mom and dad. They are the most down to earth and involved on campus. If you meet a cool girl at Hope, odds are...she's a SIB.
Guy 1: I met these sweet girlslast night. They were hot, fun, and smart. Guy 2: Were they SIBS? Guy 1: Yeah Guy 2: knew it
SIBS, or Scumbag Internet Blues Syndrome, is a state of depression or disappointment resulting from finding a person of the opposite sex online, while knowing that you could never actually meet them in person because they are out of reach or "on the other side of the world".
Bartender: Hey, man, you look heartbroken. What ails ya? Internetter: I've got SIBS. Bartender: Ouch, man. Where is she? Internetter: Siberia. Bartender: Damn, that's cold. Internetter: Shut up, you don't know how I feel...
when a clown laughs too hard and nearly chokes on their own laughter.
discord member 1: *funny joke* discord member 2: IM LITERALLY SIBBING ๐๐๐ discord member 1: what
An acronym for a Spooning Induced Boner. A common malady for young, male, virgins. A side effect for the receiver is a minor bruise in the thigh/hip region. This will hurt for 4-7 days minimum, depending on the size of the offending boner.
"Oh man, I have a bruise the size of a quarter on my buttocks! What can it be from?!" "OOOOOhh that's from a SIB!"