A fork of Rural Dictionary
The phrase given to a shit piece of work at Harrow School, UK.
Oh yeah, Charles fucked up his homework last week. he got a skew.
An alternative to the redneck slang yee yee
Beat my wife cause she looks like my cousin skew brother! -lil cumtism
The mindset of viewing things through a new, or skewed, perspective; looking at things from a different angle; the act of not following the crowd.
My life has greatly improved ever since I’ve had a skewed perspective.
Dishevelled, rakish, disorderly, or unkempt. Used of hair, neck ware, or one's general disposition. Opposite of "rectilinear-biff." Origin unknown, but possibly derived from a misunderstanding of "skew-wiff." Usage peculiar to Brasenose College, Oxford.
"My word, Terence, with your tie at that angle, and your obvious bed-head, you're looking unusually skew-biff!" "Don't worry: I get myself rectilinear in no time."
Turned or twisted toward one side. Common usage in the UK.
William Shatner's toupe was less than convincing as it was frequently skew-whiff.
All messy, disheveled. Colloquial British term somehow derived from "askew."
"Her hair was all skew-wiff; she looked like she'd just woken up."
Absent, unavailable, not dependable.
So sorry friend! I feel like we're skew a gibe when the weird shit hues down . *goes