A fork of Rural Dictionary
a bearded legend. this bamf trolls the halls of school like a boss. no child can stand in his way. one glance from him and you've got yourself an A+ in being a total loser because this man's aura will pulsate you into oblivion. Not only is he the most badass history teacher on the planet and knows his shit, but he's also the most badass human being who ever chilled. some compare him to Chuck Norris - I would say that's an understatement
Dude, you know that bamf teacher Smithies? I got him for history this year! FTW Woah, Im totes jelly. That guy's like Chuck Norris! LIKE Chuck Norris? Bro, that boss IS Chuck Norris!
Genital abrasion caused by masturbation, resulting in a red, raw appearance, peeling skin and possibly bruising. Specifically, a ‘Smithy’ injury is caused by the frequency, duration and pace of masturbation only, and not the result of the deployment of foreign objects.
I’ve jerked off so much I’ve given myself a Smithy
A student who attends William Smith College in Geneva, NY and thinks she is hot shit because she has money or status. This means she is likely to give you attitude or pretend to not know you even when she does because she thinks she is better than you or thinks it would be embarassing for her to be seen even saying hello to you. The distinction must however be made that not all students who attend William Smith College are "Smithies." The percentage of William Smith students who are classified as "Smithies" has not been officially determined by any student organizations or clubs.
I walked by that Smithie today, I know that she really isn't even hot and that I wouldn't even mack on that.
This is one bad ass, muther fucker. He makes girls ovaries explode, and guys balls bleed. He as the sexually intriguing 'V' smile and tends to laugh at silly thinks.
P1: Hey. We have Smithies for class next? P2: OMFGWTF!!!!!!!!! My ovaries are gone. P3: My balls hurt now.
His rapping is so smithy and sharp, especially, right on with the truth of the matter.
a Twenty pound note, in british money the picture on the reverse side of a £20 note is of a man named adam smith # Can refer to amounts eg marijuana
"how much u want?" "just a smithy"