A fork of Rural Dictionary
fLop-E-Sne-ooch(NOUN)
A large vagina, loose lips, huge piss flaps, pouty pucker, loose meat sandwich, snappy-nappy dug out.
"Girl.... you gots a floppy snootch!"
When a woman is wearing bathing suit aparati bikini and her crotch looks as if there is a small infant boys weiner in her crotchular area. This can also be called a "vaginis".
Oh my God, did you see her snootch weiner?
The steaming smelly queef that percusses out of a used up snootchas it’s being pushed into by a man of low self esteem, or can be used as an insult to convey the above about a person.
When I walked into John’s room that he shared with his wife, it smelled of snootch farts and disappointment.
a woman that eats crap loads of mexican food, including tacos
man look at that daaaaaaaamn bumper snootch
Word to your mom and your sister. A wonderful way to say what up dog? My friend Andrew; We call him Snootch!!!
Sup Snootch? Snootch to your mom! Don Wan De La Nootch!
Someone who watches Jersey Shore and thinks they hear fire alarms going off when they aren't.
"Kristin was such a Gooba Snootch and tried to save my life"
1. A male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he'll get a sniff of her gift.
2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.
1. That little guy is her snootch pooch, dude.
2. Those protesters are a bunch of Snootch Pooches.