A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun: Tall, Skinny, Handsome, Intelligent, Mercentile, Fearless people from the Horn of Africa.
Synonyms: Black Hawk Down
Hitler was actually a Somali with vitiligo.
Tall, skinny, curly
-haired people. Inhabitants of the horn of Africa and are cushite. Beautiful women, just their country is not at it's best right now. :(
Somalis speak chinese and indian
When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.
I was biking today and a woman talking on her Somali Bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.
Janiqua Somali is an imaginary 35 year old mathematician from Somalia, Mogadishu. She was an excellent student and she fought for the education she has now. in 2010, Janiqua graduated from Hudson University with a bachelor’s degree in Mathematics with 1st class honors.
My daughter is getting straight A’s, she’s like a mini Janiqua Somali !!
A delicious type of tea only Somali people know how to make best.
Farrah:can I get some of that Somali tea
Halimo:make it yourself you have arms and legs
The Most beautiful and Exotic women in the world.....Often mistaken for a mixture of Brazilian, Dominican and Puerto Rican...... Somalians have Soft curly/wavy hair....... straight nose..... curvy hips and distinctive features........ Caramel complexion and some are very fair skinned....... Their main feature is long necks and large rear ends.......They usually are educated in the health and engineer sector of studies.....very family oriented and practise a very civilized cultural values.
Someday I want to retire in Africa and marry somali girls