A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase that you don't really mean
I'm sorry.....not really
A phrase that girls use way to much, and usually for dumb reasons
Guy:Hey *one minute later* Girl:I'm sorry that I didn't text back faster ------------------------------------------------------------------- Guy:Hows it going Girl:I'm ok Guy:Ok Girl:I'm sorry Guy:For what Girl:I don't know Guy:@##%*@#@*?????!!!
The best thing to say in a bad situation.
Example 1 male boss: I've been hearing about inappropriate rumors about my wife with you as the leader. guy: So? male boss: (angrily says), I can have you fired for this! guy: I'm sorry sir. male boss: (sighs): It's okay. Example 2: male cop: Sir, are you aware that you were speeding? guy: (confused) Wha? male cop: Sir, I can smell alcohol in your breath. guy: (starts) Wait, there is a reasonable expla- male cop: Sir, you're coming with me. guy: (quickly says) I'm sorry sir. male cop: It's okay, just don't do that again. Example 3: woman accidentally walks into guy. woman: I'm sorry. guy: Hey, watch it! woman: look, I've already said I'm sorry! guy: Take a hike! woman: (cracks knuckles and approaches him): Excuse me? guy: (looks down, faking to be ashamed) I'm sorry sir. woman: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? guy: (runs away)
when you and your significant other have a fall out and to make up for what you did you engage in sexual intercourse
Emily and me had a big fall out and it was my fault, I had to give her some I'm sorry sex.
It's either you don't here something that somebody said correctly and you want them to repeat it or if you yell (or put in capital letters if you're are writing it) the "what" it means that the other person just told you something that you don't like or unpleasantly surprised you.
1) Friend: I can't wait for the fair tomorrow! You: (busy preparing for the fair) I'm sorry, what? 2) Boyfriend/girlfriend: I'm braking up with you. You: I'm sorry, WHAT!!!!!!!! Notice the difference????
When you have to apologize but you don't actually care about the situation
Friend : Dude why didn't you tell me about the party yesterday ? You : Well I'm Sorry Friend : Whatever...
When you hurt someone's feelings but really don't give a slight fuck about how they feel.
Your Girl: "Why you won't have sex with me?" You: "Oh I'm sorry!"