A fork of Rural Dictionary
Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night
Spank the Monkey is the greatest internet game ever!
in houston many will say that it means anal sex, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys masturbate not women but I hear in some places it doesn't matter if your male or female
I wanna spank her monkey
I wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey
like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)
Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha
when a woman masturbates
she spanks her monkey too much
to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.
kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey
uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey
For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly
Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.