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spanking the monkey

taking herman to the circus

Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night

by doc voodoo January 19, 2003

spank the monkey

Spank the Monkey is the greatest internet game ever!

Lets play spank the monkey!

by Ryan Ramsey December 15, 2006

spank the monkey

in houston many will say that it means anal sex, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys masturbate not women but I hear in some places it doesn't matter if your male or female

I wanna spank her monkey
I wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey

by houstongirl September 19, 2009

spanking the monkey

like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)

Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha

by secksiLNKK February 13, 2006

spank the monkey

when a woman masturbates

she spanks her monkey too much

by waterlilly April 06, 2005

spank that monkey

to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.

kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey

uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey

by ivan gonzalez August 16, 2006

Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018