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spanky

someone who sits around jacking off and getting erections from cats.

christian is such a spanky.

by nicky crovisier March 21, 2008

spanky

shitkicking troll

spanky is a troll

by phil kaplan April 26, 2003

spanky

another term for new or unused. also used for showing interest in something.

Dude, that car is so spanky, i gotta hump the wife in it.

by Scarecr0w April 29, 2003

spanky

hairy little wart

a little grinch looking thing which runs aroung going AR WART and laughing at everything you say bacause hes retarded

by ashwellit November 25, 2003

spanky

a $20 crack rock, sold on the west side of Dayton, Ohio.

Yo, I heard Caleb was slangin' spanky's on the west side.

by Mark Huntsman January 21, 2005

spanky

heroin.

A little spanky should cure that.

by championyx January 12, 2010

spanky

Slang term for a homosexual, specifically those of the more feminine persuasion.

"I think Tom might be a spanky"

by Asenath Waite May 27, 2004