A fork of Rural Dictionary
A super long turd that disappears into the unknown abyss of the toilet drain while the other end is still at the surface. otherwise known as anaconda.
I ate so much last night I laid a spelunker this morning.
the sound your dead lifeless body makes when it lands in the bottom of a large chasm in a pitch-black cave you thought was cool to check out
The medical examiner explained the body was found in the chasm of a cave no doubt the deceased was spelunking...poor bastard
Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.
I only had to pay five dollars to go spelunking in your mom
When your friend or doctor removes a turd from your asshole with their hand.
It happened to my buddy Eric once. What happened? His doctor went spelunking.
A term used to express feelings of disbelief and annoyance. Commonly used when something very surprising yet unhelpful happens.
"are you Spelunkering me?"
A sexual act. The act of shaving one's cranium, applying copious amounts of lubrication, and attempting to insert it into the female vagina.
Doctor: "You have whiplash. Did you recently suffer any trauma to your neck or head?" Patient: "Yes - I was spelunking my girlfriend when the phone rang and startled her."