A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cutthroat Spidermonkey, is another name for a clingy hardass bitch. The name is derived from the word Cutthroat meaning, to have no pitty and able to do anything it takes to get what one wants. A spider monkey is a tropical forest monkey that, once it finds its mate, never leaves it side, thus very clingy.
Raashmi is a Cutthroat Spidermonkey.
This sexual position is an intense move in which the man stands over the woman(usually a contortionist) with his "shlong" knee deep in her "muffin". But the girl is actually laying on her side while the man is rolled up like a ball and hip swivles to his right into the womans Va-j-j. After they are finished with this move the man then puts on his SpongeBob Pajamas and watches My Gym Partners a Monkey while the girl cleans the kitchen.
O.M.G Becky! Did Jake like totes give you the backwards spidermonkey last night?!?
The worlds greatest indoor trampoline park!!!
Spidermonkey has over 43,000 square feet of pure adrenaline😉🕷🙉!!
Located in Aurora, Colorado.
YOU GO ONCE, AND YOUR ADDICTED TO THE THRILL.
WE SHOULD MOVE TO COLORADO SO WE CAN GO TO SPIDERMONKEY EXTREME AIR SPORTS EVERY DAY!!
A man who defines himself as gay. Too old to be a twink too lightly built to be called an otter . Slim hairy male.
I picked up a lovely spidermonkey last night.
The religion of being a fan of the master spider monkey kah kah also known as Shelby/Giggles/Tomato Face
My religion is SpiderMonkeyism, what is yours?