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Spidey Punch

Climbing up on a person to have sex with them from behind and resisting their attempts to dislodge you with Spiderman web throwing manuevers. Can be the throwing of semen into the hair of the resistor after they successfully dislodge you.

I climbed up on her from behind like Spiderman. She wanted face to face action so I Spidey Punched her and carried on.

by AssmanATX June 02, 2009

Spidey Senses

Extra-defined senses in a human.

You heard me blink? Dude, you have spidey senses.

by Tayfunn August 08, 2008

Emo Spidey

Sam Raimi's worst mistake.

"Dude, did you see Spiderman 3?" "Yeah, but it sucked huge balls. Emo Spidey pretty much ruined it."

by JiggaNamedMorpheus June 11, 2007

spidey shot

A spidey shot, by defintion, involves a male ejaculating semen onto a woman's body part, i.e. face, tits, ass, etc. The aftermath resembles a Peter Parker type attack, thus, the spidey shot.

Boy, Fluffy likes taking spidey shots at the gas station !

by Birdman 33 May 21, 2005

spidey sling

when porking a female in the canine position, imminent to ejaculation the male extracts his member and continues to beat with his hand until climax, at which point the man cream is intercepted by the male hand. once in place the semen is slung spiderman-esque towards the female rear whilst calling "go web" using correct handular movement one can re-create being spiderman in the comfort of ones own boudoir.

"spidey sense tingling... ...GO WEB..WOOPOW" "hey Beeatch, take my spidey sling"

by The green goblin April 14, 2006

spidey sense

The freakish sixth-sense imparted on Peter Parker (AKA:Spiderman) after being bit by a radioactive spider.

Dude, let's go ask those chicks to dance. My spidey sense tells me, they will put out.

by Goldblogger August 16, 2005

spidey massage

When you are getting a massage, and the therapist tickles your butthole, she often looks at your spider puff, and it looks back at her.

Yo motherfucker, I was at that place on mulberry last night and the kinky chinky started rubbing my popcorn, giving me a spidey massage. dude it was amazing, I blew my load immediately.

by Big Dick ry April 29, 2022