A fork of Rural Dictionary
A kid who can not function as a normal human being, often obsessed with pop culture or magic.
The condensation between the base of the scrodem and the anal opening (usually caused by stress, work, or an intense game of hockey). This is the primary cause of male chafing.
Dude, I got so much squib its leaing through my boxers. Got a kleenex?
One who does not know how to work freeview
"oi change the channel, oh wait you cant your a squib."
Large piece of fatty substance around the neck and cheek area. Thought to be magical in its properties. Often used as a sex aid.
She has a fat squib or damn that squib is both fat and juicy
an explanation for any amount of time you so choose. it could be five minutes , it could be five years, it don't matter. and you know if you use it right because it FEELS right.
wrong: I'm going to the store for a squib.
right: I'm going to the store, I'll be back in a squib.
wrong: Squib.
right: Squib squib squib.