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One who displays a level of stealth unlike any other
Because of their consistent display of stealthiness everyday, Ellie and Linsday are considered the premiere Stealthy Bastards.
A game where, one person to begins to have a wank, and on the brink of cumming, the person then calls his mum. This person must then finish himself off before his mum enters his room.
Man, i was so bored last night i decided to play Stealthy Wanking, but unfortunately i shouted too early and i got caught
When a male individual falls asleep and/or passes out, and one proceeds to proform oral sex on that male.
"Aaron totally passed out last night and Hodgkins stealthy lemured that bitch!"
When you need to poo in an unfamiliar territory, such as a coworker's house, and hide it by sneaking away to the bathroom when the host is preoccupied. Best if able to return before the host acknowledges you had left.
"Shit, I don't know if I can hold until I get back home. Guess I gotta try a stealthy poo."
The greatest gamer in all of gaming he will destroy you in a 1v1 and is the best at every game
Dude I just 1v1 stealthy guy55 and got wrecked
The result of receiving a "poke" on facebook from an individual not on your friend's list for reasons unknown.
I'm trying to figure out how and why this dude keep poking me on here, he bout to be reported.. He aint even on my friendlist.. he infiltrating the system.. must be a stealthy poker....