A fork of Rural Dictionary
Disorientation one experiences while traveling around residential and commercial zones in and around a city. Feeling lost while driving around a location for the first time.
I would have made it to the bar mitzvah sooner, but my goddamn suburban vertigo put me going West on Oak St when I thought I was going East.
A word or phrase put forward as an example of urban slang, while in fact having little or no street usage. Otherwise known as wannabe slang or tryhard slang. Note: this term is self-referential.
A: Hey guys, I went shopping on Christmas Adam, and got such a mall hangover, I couldn't even do my replymas cards! B to C: Man, that loser is a master of suburban slang.
When you poop on a girls chest and then proceed to titty fuck her.
Person 1: Dude, I totally had the runs last night, so i had to pull a Suburban Mudslide on my bitch. Person 2: Thats fucking haggard dude.
The modern version of the idealized 1950's house wife (see: June Cleaver). She's a stay-at-home-mom that needs day care, and a maid to free her up for lunch dates with other Suburban Princesses, and afternoons pool side. She needs a high wage earning spouse to cover her cost since she is an expense rather than a contributor to the household. Unlike her 1950's predecessor she has no useful household skills; i.e. laundry, cooking, sewing. Typically the only thing she can make for dinner are reservations. If she encounters a single working mother and mentions how hard her life is she is most likely to be jerked bald and then beaten to death by said single working mother.
"Dude are you going to marry her?" "No, I can't afford her. She wants to be a Suburban Princess."
In the midst of oral sex you proceed to duct tape your partner's head to your genitals by wrapping duct tape around your buttocks and the back of their head simultaneously. Also known as: Head-Tape Rape, Guyana Gagger, Handyman's Special
Randall: "Yo, I gave Rachael a suburban turban!!" Chris: "...I love you man..." Mom: "Hey, Where is all the duct tape?!"
Carelessness and lack of caution formed in the suburbs due to a false belief that one is always safe therefore precautions are not required which lead to being vulnerable to numerous situations when outside the suburbs Symptoms may include: 1. Not locking car doors 2. Jogging on the road 3. Leaving your house door unlocked 4. Leaving car keys inside the car 5. Walking down a dark street with headphones on playing loud music
Tim: Hey did you hear what happened to Jerry last night ? Nick: No what ? Tim: He got his car stolen at a gas station Nick: How ? Tim: Probably left his doors unlocked and left the car running and went inside to get a snack Nick: Damn how could he be so stupid ? Tim: It's probably the suburban syndrome
s a diss track to rapper/ GD affiliate, 22gz who claimed in previous songs the use of suburbans that his folk affiliates would “spin” meaning shoot up the block or come to the area of the crips that resides with Sheff G, Sheff G is calling out 22 as for all this time none of his affiliates spinned on them, although knowing where they reside at, making them liars.
Don’t see no Suburbans, who spinnin’?