A fork of Rural Dictionary
This describes someone who has great oral sex suction.
That Wonda Wonderpig could suck the nuts off a gorilla!
Originated by Jim Eldridge. The phrase means to suck beyond all comprehension and reason. To suck worse than even sucking a regular nut.
"Check out the camber on this wheel arm, and the tread loss on my back tire, man. That sucks a left nut!"
summer: tells sam something sam: gets all defensive so does sam suck olivias nuts? yes ma’am
Is a term to tell people to fuck off because who wants only one nut especially the left one
A way to tell someone that they can go fuck themselves.
Some random idiot: Your friends don't like you. Me: Suck my left nut.
When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter
Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it
This is a sexual act where someone sucks a nut sack with a mouthful of soy sauce. Scientists have proven that the human testicles have taste buds, and they can taste sweet foods and unami, which is present in soy sauce. By filling the mouth with soy sauce both the person sucking the nut sack and the person getting their nut sack sucked can taste it. The person being sucked tastes the soy sauce and the person sucking tastes the nut sack and the soy sauce. It's a win-win.
Dude I won't let you suck my balls unless we do a two-way nut suck, because I wanna taste too.