A fork of Rural Dictionary
euphemism for the act of rape, i.e. surprise sex; intercourse you weren't expecting to have
The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.
an exclamation used in the game Mario Kart 64; best used when imitating Wario/Mrs. Hasz (typical mom)' voice
Surprise!!! I surprised you by hiding behind that corner in that building in that arena in that multiplayer mode in that Mario Kart 64.
When you stand up after taking 3 sips from a drink and vomit all over the living room
I just puked everywhere surprise!
when someone looks like they have an average size dick but they are actually packing a python
Doug: How big do you think my dick is?
Blondie: Well I would think about 6 inches but you could be a surpriser.
Where u fart in a disabled persons food and wink at them with no context while u hand it to them
Bro I just left that guy the surprise
Dam he gonna taste the best ass in New York