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A kind of professor who is difficult as all heck. Smart, approachable, and one of the professors who will ask another question instead of answering your question.
A cool guy with an ex-eighties pop star as a wife and a one-eyed cat.
Fire up!
Even though we have the same paper, our grades are different. The teacher totally swansoned us!
The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.
"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."
--Ron Swanson
The coolest guy ever
Hey you ever heard of Ron Swanson?
Who hasn't?
The third stage in the Aerobic Respiration.
Guy #1: Bro we learned about the Swanson conversion in biology today, it's great.
Guy #2: ...
He is a handicapped and a comedic character in a show called Family Guy. His legs don’t work though
Joe Swanson is hella fucking funny
An absolute alpha, along with Chuck Norris, and Bob Ross.
You wanna know what an alpha is? Look over there, its Ron Swanson.