A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of masturbating especially in regions related to Champaign, Illinois.
"Man, I've been studying all day. Do you mind if I go get swoll on your couch and then take a nap?"
"Get iiiiit! I'll make you some coffee from glo j when you wake up"
Someone who is buff or ripped. Usually the most badass person in the room is the swoll guy.
to be swoll you have to have a douchebaggish attitude and the muscle to back it up.
Swoll guys dont get drunk. they black out and get laid.
swoll is also a word to describe something badass
Damn did you see that guys muscle?? he's one swoll ass son of a bitch!
rob: aight we gotta take our creatine, hit the gym, then drink our protein when we get home.
steve: swoll.
The act of of becoming swole or muscular, and looking like a douche bag. Term often used by football players.
"Trenton said he's going swolling."
"He's such a douche bag."
your so pissed off and heated
lol did u see steve get smacked in the face! lol , he's super swolled!
equevelent to piss, or pissed off
yo, if u dont quit, i'll get swoll on your face!