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Revolving around a professional, college or even high school football game, tailgating is a supercharged, urban picnic party. Participants prepare food, drink, bring flags and other football team paraphernalia. Tailgaters congregate around the car, listen to the game on the radio, enjoy the food and bond.
I'm going tailgating tomorrow with some friends before the Bears game.
It's when the car behind you's nose is in your car's ass, and you're like, dude, stop smelling my ass!
Stop tailgating, it doesn't smell too good back there.
When a person does their business on the toilet facing backwards while eating, using the tank as a TV tray.
My brother was pulling off The tailgater last night and spilled his beer and wings during a massive anal explosion.
When a driver follows the car in front leaving little or no stopping distance especially at high speed. This behaviour may stem from any or all of the following: Lack of imagination. Never seen pictures of a road accident. Learning difficulties. Road rage. Someone who only managed to pass his/her driving test by giving the examiner a blow job. Suicidal tendencies. Having an extra chromosome. Loneliness or pathological nosiness Drink or drugs. Being born with somekind of twat gene. Driver is busy trying to figure out what the indicator lever is for. A guy that is so dammed horny that he just can't wait to get to his mothers house. Many female tailgaters like to put a sign in the rear window of their car stating that there is a 'Baby on Board'. Tailgating may lead to a car fuck
Despite the 70mph limit I clocked 120mph while attempting to shake off the tailgater. It was pitch black on that road, when I turned my car lights back on I observed that the tailgater had dropped back to reasonable distance.