A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tebowism is the religion followed rigorously by his fans. (Read: bandwagoners) It involves screaming about how hawt he is, and how he is the greatest quarterback ever. It also involves Tebowing at random spots and then tweeting about it (#tebowing).
Tebowism Follower: OH MY GAWD. Tebow is the greatest quarterback ever!!!
Bronco Fan: No way. Elway is the greatest ever.
Tebowism Follower: Whats Elway? Is that a name? Thats a funny name...
Bronco Fan: What a tebowism follower....
To suffer a humiliating defeat, especially after outplaying your opponent or a holding a lead for most of the game. Generally involves one or more freak, gut-wrenching plays that lead you to wonder if a higher power was at work.
Brian: "I can't believe we lost..."
Steve: "What happened?"
Brian: "Their quarterback went 0 for 14 until 30 seconds left, and then heaved a ridiculous touchdown pass that sent it into overtime."
Steve: "And?"
Brian: "We got the ball first and were driving down the field easily, only to have our running back fumble it away. Then their kicker booted a 67 yarder to win it!"
Steve: "Lol you got tebowed."
v- Te-bow-ing- the act of getting down on one knee and thanking the Lord for something you actually did
Timmy got a 100 on his math test yesterday and he stayed up all night Tebowing because he's a good christian.
A person who has lost functional use of their left arm.
I guess it could have been worse. He got the use back in his legs, but the accident still left him a Tebow.
to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.
While everyone else was playing the game, he stopped what he was doing and started Tebowing right in the middle of the field.