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A word often used by men to describe a female that consists of a very good top to bottom ratio, has a very pretty face, and could be rated within the scale of 8.0 out of 10. The word is often expanded on to provide an option for other situations such as a whisky tequila for an older female. In the event that there are multiple females together that fit the category, the word can be edited at the beginning with 'double', 'triple' etc depending on the number of females.

Oh my god, look at that tequila

Aka The Good Shit. Usually no higher than 40%, but will kick your ass. Usually tastes like pepper. Avoid drinking Margaritaville, which tastes the worst when drunk straight and get a Sauza, which has the same percentage and tastes like nothing.

Damn that tequila kicked my ass.

I dont remember

Trinity: what happened last night?
Me: Tequila

lol

dun dun dun dun dun dun teqUiLa

A drink that women and pussies drink because they can't shoot a whiskey. Generally popular in brothels, clubs, and college dorms.

Butch: Want some whiskey?

Theodore: Um, no sir, I mean, if that's OK with you, I will stick with the, um, tequila, if that's OK.

An Ultra-Premium Tequila, with a unique modern style and smooth exceptional taste. TEQUILA AS INTENDED.

YÉYO TEQUILA is "TEQUILA AS INTENDED."

Any chick you can get drunk and screams at the top of her lungs during sex.

Dude! That girl over there is a Tequila Squeala! I know. I heard her ass 2 blocks away!