Country Dictionary

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Thatch Snatch

A vagina that is comparable to Margaret Thatcher's. Not the alive and well Margaret Thatcher Snatch, the dead and rotting Margaret Thatcher snatch. Hence the term, Thatch Snatch.

Becky smells like you got a little Thatch Snatch going on down there.

by Mac Long Dong June 04, 2013

twat thatch

a womans pubic hair also known as a gorilla salad

come on love show us your twat thatch

by hugh jass September 23, 2003

Pubic Thatch

Thick, coarse pubic hair.

Her pubic thatch was so thick and Sasquatch like it took her forever to clean the nut I busted out of it.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Poon Thatch

It is a dense thicket surrounding the poon.

Hey dude I tried to go down on Allora last night, but her poon thatch was outta wack!!!

by cuntniggerpoonblood October 26, 2008

ass thatch

A thick hair on anal region, bum hair, ass warmer

man that girls got ass thatch

by nick December 07, 2003

Snatch Thatch

A woman's vagina hair.

Carly: Should I shave my pubes?
Sheila: I love me some snatch thatch

by 343N September 17, 2017