A fork of Rural Dictionary
(adj.) used to describe a particular circumstance or thing which one highly favors, most often a replacement for synonyms such as good, preferable, awesome, etc.
"Man, that new PS2 game is crooked to the max, dog!"
"Did you notice how sexy that girl was!? She is totally crooked!"
"DUDE! Your new ride is crooked, man!"
"Yo momma sure can cook one damn crooked meal!"
Something hood and ghetto. Often used in a bad text, or to describe a person or place. If you've ever seen a man in his car sitting way back in his chair and listening to the bass pounding, you have seen a crooked guy.
Person 1: Man, did you see that gangsta?
Person 2: Yeah, dude, he was real crooked.
The name an old person gives to a criminal. Especially the government during the Nixon Administration that old people remember
Granny: That there man is a crook!
Grandson: grandma nobody uses the word crooks anymore except for old people like you
Not completely homosexual but not one hundred percent straight.
That boy over there is crooked.
Someone who makes money off of religion.
Joel Osteen is a crook.