A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are about to cum during missionary, you pull out, sit on her stomach pinning her arms down with your legs, whip your dick up and down while yelling, "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
This chick was so mad when I did The Exorcist, that she looked possessed.
A sex act where the the female is on top of the male in cowgirl position. The male then pushes upwards with his pelvis until he is in the classic "The Exorcist" crab walk position. The girl then proceeds to grind upon the mans penis in the air. Often, she will be suspended completely in the air.
I totally performed an exorcism on my girlfriend last night. You could say, I was The Exorcist. *wink wink, nudge nudge*
An elaborate sexual position where the engaging female walks down a flight of stairs in a reverse spider walk, where upon each step of the stair the male thrusts. Once at the bottom of the stairs the female climaxes in a projectile vomit.
Man things got a little crazy when she openned to the exorcist idea. Later i found out she was infact possessed
During intercourse, the man ejaculates into his hand. At that point the man screams "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU", and emphatically/repeatedly throws the ejaculate into her face like Holy Water. The woman, in turn screams and flails wildly, as though a demon is being purged from her soul.
Johnny gave Molly the Exorcist last night and she got a wicked eye infection
When engaged in doggy style classic sex, the active party unexpectedly sticks 3 fingers in the passive party's asshole, causing her/him to rotate her/his head 180° as in the exorcist movie.
Me: I did the exorcist to your mom yesterday
The Exorcist: (v.) when one is being fucked while standing on their hands and feet in a crabwalk position....when the partner is finished he then blows his load n the females mouth and from this position it will drip out of her mouth such as in the Exorcist.
Hey! So my girlfriend pulled The Exorcist on me last night, it was the shit!
when a female (well, whatever you want) gives a blowjob while lying on her back with her palms flat above her shoulders, raising her body up just like in the exorcist.
oh. my. god. she just gave me the best exorcist ever. i came so hard i think i had a miscarriage.