A fork of Rural Dictionary
(v) When a man or woman, usually a "player", goes after, or trys to have sexual intercourse with a large women or man only for pleasure. (Orriginated from the word harpoon) Harpoon- a spear for catching large fish or whales, to bring them in.
"Major haul!" Jamal yelled as he walked into the club. He was going Harping tonight.
Being drunk and throwing up, and then blaming it on something else.
Wilson harped at the party and said he had the flu.
A large wood instrument shaped something like a tilted heart. Usually spanning between 5-6 feet tall, these large instruments are commonly made of ebony, walnut, mahogany, or "natural" wood. Expensive harps may include gold or bronze detailing. The strings are made of wire (base strings), sheep gut (middle strings), and nylon (high strings). The strings are plucked in order to provide the best quality sound. There are two different kinds of harp: the levee harp and the pedal harp. The pedal harp has seven pedals to change tunes from neutral, flat, or sharp, while the lever harp only goes from neutral to sharp, unless tuned otherwise. The harp is commonly mistaken for the lyre.
Honey, I booked a harpist to play at our wedding. I hear the harp is one of the best instruments for when you are walking down the aisle!
Hit And Run Poster - someone who posts the most moronic or untrue things on a comment thread and never comes back to defend his/her comments.
That poster is just a HARP, with no ability to defend his/her positions.