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Joe Rogan

A Man Whom IS GOD

Teacher: I rate it a A Smart Nigga: I Rate It A J for Joe Rogan

by fhyrhjtt October 12, 2019

Joe Rogan

A Red Bull and Vodka.

Dude, order us some Joe Rogans.

by JayDavenport June 14, 2010

Joe Rogan Smart

A smart dumb guy. They might seem of average intellect to a bona fide smart guy, nevertheless, they're the resident Einstein at their local gym.

John is actually pretty smart for a meathead, he is Joe Rogan smart. He may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I think he's done acid and he reads books!

by imadumb March 17, 2017

Joe Rogan Experience

Shitting your brains out on ivermectin

Yo I had covid symptoms so I took some horse paste and had a real Joe Rogan Experience

by arbitr4ry September 02, 2021

The Joe Rogan Experience

Sucking your own dick, with or without finishing.

I’m tired, I think I’m just gonna go home, give myself the Joe Rogan Experience, brush my teeth, and go to sleep.”

by Justsomefukndude November 13, 2021

dirty joe rogan

An act between a man, a woman and a shemale where the woman takes a long thin shit on the mans penis, which is then slurped off by the shemale. The most difficult part of this sex move, is the fear factor.

Mom: "How did you get shit streaks in the FRONT of your underwear?" Son: "Me and a couple of friends did a dirty joe rogan this morning!" Pablo and Trina were arrested after they tried to get an undercover to perform a "dirty joe rogan"

by Sammoot November 23, 2013

Sloppy Joe Rogan

When a guy takes a dump in a girl's hand and she then jerks him off with that hand using the poop as lube.

I paid this hooker $100 to give me a sloppy Joe Rogan last night.

by Stee Fornera January 10, 2007