A fork of Rural Dictionary
Moo Moo is an expression used to describe and chubby high school girl that is very fake and rude they do things like try to ruin relationships and hurt their friends. They only like people for their money and use them for going to cottages and trips. They also call guys hot behind their back because they are to ugly to get them.
Omg bro fucking moo moo is trying to get in the way of everything what a bitch
A rare and expensive drug found in Cambridge, Massachusetts, distributed by the being known only as Dr. PrepStone aka the Pterodactyl. It is basically ground up cow utter which, when smoked, releases all of the cow's hormones in addition to its remaining milk. It can cause anything from hallucination to seizures. It was originally discovered by British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, who created it in an experiment alongside Bono's grandfather, Bono. Its full potential was not known until along came a Vietnamese doctor named Timbuk the Second, commonly written as Timbuk II. Warning: can cause induced menstrual cycle in male users.
I just smoked an entire bag of moo with my buddy and his belly button started bleeding. Then he vomited up his small intestine!
A legendary creature that goes rawr in the night.
Dude, did you hear that moos in the middle of the night. It ate my dog!!!111one1one!1
The act of placing your face into your girlfriend's crotch, and then making a loud "mooing" noise into said crotch. The menuever will create and intense orgasm.
Boy: "Hey, babe.. If your good at dinner tonight.. I might get my moo on. ;) " Girl: "Can we do it AT dinner!? I love mooing!"