A fork of Rural Dictionary
Small, underdeveloped breasts. Normally found on skinny girls.
She needs to grow some boobs, all she's go is them little speed bumps.
It's used when your into a girl or a boy and you find out she or him has a boyfriend or Girlfriend . it's just a speed bump the boy friend or girl friend between you and that person.
Jon: that girl there is pretty hot.
Shane: Ya man but she has a boyfriend
Jon: No worries man that's just a speed bump.
When your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive "bumps."
The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.
Santorum optional.
"After that speed bump, my ass really started to hurt."
"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."
What surfers refer to as someone in the water on a body board or boogie board. AKA sponger.
"That stupid speed bump dropped in on my wave!"
Acne or facial blemishes due to excessive use of stimulants.
Tim: Man, your face looks rough this week.
Dave: Yeah man, it's all this adderall. I'm getting some major speed bumps.
Tim: word.
The significant other of the girl/guy you are trying to pick up.
"So I'm talking her up, and I find out she has a speed bump."
"Sorry to hear that, man."