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December 24 (aka Christmas eve) is national Sprite Cranberry. Go to your local walmart and pick up a box of Sprite Cranberry and share it with your friends and family.
Guy #1: Dude it’s Christmas Eve!! Guy #2: You know what that means... Both: Sprite Cranberry Day!! Lebron James: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?
Sprite Cranberry. Com is a website that will send you to a video of a person showing a dogs anal gland.
Person 1: Aww man dude have you gone on Sprite Cranberry. Com? (Watches) Person 2 : DUDE WTF DID I JUST WATCH!!!!!!
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"Want a sprite cranberry?" "hey bro i just got a sprite cranberry."
Man 1: Want a sprite cranberry? Man 2: Want a sprite cranberry?
The best drink in existence better than Jesus's cum it tastes so good
It's the thrist thristiest time of the year wanna cranberry sprite the answer is clear
Sweet nectar of all the blacks across the globe. If you see a nigga drinking this shit you know he gonna beat yo ass. u better watch out cuz.
Hold up cuz that nigga be drinkin cranberry sprite. He gonna beat yo ass nigga, you just wait.