Country Dictionary

A person who, upon spreading their arms to full horizontal length, resembles an albatross. This is also usually accompanied by an albatross boost.

Dominic's name might as well be albatross.

being stabbed

he got fucking albatrossed.

The act of slapping both ass cheeks of your partner simultaneously while in the doggie style position, creating the effect of an albatross during takeoff.

Damn it, Jimmy! I can't sit down after that Albatross Session...I though we were going bird watching?

The act of making people uncomfortable by barging into conversations

He albatrossed into our conversation while I was writing notes with my friend

This is a term for a fucking hot chick.

Reasoning:
-Jessica ALBA is the hottest chick in the world
-The British call chicks birds
-The King of the Birds is the ALBATROSS

Plural: ALBATRI

Guy 1:Man,i hope theres gonna be some albatri at this party!
Guy 2:Yea, there has to be at least one albatross

A popular refreshment at sports events.

I haven't got any good humors, I've just got this bloody albatross....(shouts) Albatross

A way of talking about that really hot guy you have in your school, without him knowing.

Eleanor: Albatross liked my photo last night.
Megan: He did?

Abby: Albatross is sitting a few tables away.
Beth: Quick look, he's turned away.