A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cutie. A clean golf ball implies that you’re clean and active. You’re cute and you text back fast!
Ooh johnathan is such a clean golf ball!!
1.) a white dimpled ball used in the gentlemans game of Golf placed in an empty plastic bag used for carrying food to ones car from the supermarket. 2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. Can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.
Baggers: How'd you get on with that bird last night webbo? Get any change out of her? Weboo: Nah, I packed up my balls and left after she took her top off. Baggers: Rancid cans? Webbo: Yeah, golf balls in carrier bags mate.
when a white male dips his genitals in milk and has sex with a black woman..
i had the milk handy so i figured why not cool my boys down grab my girl and enjoy a chocolate golf ball...
Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks? Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.
"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!" "Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
A world reknown semi-sport similar in form and foundation to Disc Golf. Always played with a small round ball with peculiar dimples, Ball Golf is the burgeosie sport of choice for all polo-sporting men who cannot play tennis, squash, racket-ball or another form of activity that requires they tote their own bag. Invented by imperialist nations as a way to waste time in thier colonies while oppressing brown people, Ball Golf requires a "course" often a country club or grassy area marked "whites only." To play, one needs balls, bowling shoes, and a straw hat. No one knows why.
person 1 "Would you like to play a game of Ball Golf?" person 2 "yes! ill get my bag" person 3" I'll bring the Coors!"