A fork of Rural Dictionary
The watery stuff when you open a cup of yogurt, that wants to make you drink a gallon of dish soap to cleanse yourself
person 1: ew i got loads of gurt in my yogurt today. person 2: you mean whey. person 1: no i mean gurt you fucking casual.
when you squeeze something tightly and it all comes gushing out unexpectedly.
i gently grasped the long shaft, and slid my to fingers and thumb up the long tube quickly and with passion, the next thing i know i was being gurtted on from my yogurt tube.
a word used in such scenarios that other words may not be appropriate so thus gurts is introduced. It can mean anything and those involved in the conversation know what it means by the context surrounding it. Usually used in less serious situations
guy1: did you drink the last beer guy2: yup guy3: why you mother gurtser!