A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Soggy Hashbrown is when you get a small animal such as a Hamster or Gerbil, basically any animal small enough to fit in your anus. Then you gently push the animal into your anus, then wait about 5 minutes. When you pull it out it should be damp, with the fluids of your anus. This animal is now defined as a Soggy Hashbrown.
"So basically I got my hamster, named Ham Ham. And I crammed him into my ass. I waited until the squealing stopped. When I pulled him out, he was one hell of a soggy hashbrown."
The pubic hair on a womans "fajita (pronounced like Vagita) region" or a mans crotchal section.
The hash can be brown or blonde...or if youre an alien, it will be purple..or pink WHO KNOWS.
Boy: WOW!! Those are some nice hashbrowns!!!!!!
Boy 2: Yea dude! Have you seen the hashblondes on that girl?!
Boy: THATS A MAN! Bring me some ketchup!
one who eats the others hashbrowns and didnt share.
morgan was a hashbrown bandit and jewed me on my breakfast.
Pulling a Hashbrown means having a heart attack when someone or yourself, is confessing their love to (often) their crush.
It usually results in severe Arrhythmia most of the time, making you a cripple.
Hisao, you dumb bitch. Don't go Pulling a Hashbrown on me, it's only a woman even though I hate women! -Kenji
noun: The unusual occurrence of a female spontaneously bursting into flames while being covered in male ejaculate.
You wouldn't believe it Seaman Ramscow went on shore leave and burned his privates when that hooker pulled a Pennsylvania Hashbrown.
Alternate way of referring to human feces (Hazbin Hotel)
I would much rather be at a hashbrown motel than watch a shitty 30 minute pilot about homosexual demon orgies.