A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hopkins Impaired Vision (HIV) When people get used to the ugly students at Johns Hopkins University and eventually find somewhat unattractive people attractive after being disconnected from the real world for long periods of time.
Tim: Hey what school did you go to? Mike: Johns Hopkins University Tim: Jesus, do you still have HIV or is your definition of hot starting to change?
Rarely-needed abbreviation for "hot island vagina", often confused with the not so desirable life-threatening virus.
Dude, I went to Hawaii last week and got HIV. Oh my god, man. I'm so sorry! Sorry? Best HIV of my LIFE, bro! Mmm, mmm. Student: Can you get HIV from a public toilet? Teacher: Reach for the stars, kid.
I want you to go and spread HIV everyone you see! If they don't have HIV go give it to em'!
a nonchalant way of refering to HIV, usually stated "the hivs". Originating as a play on "the hives", or the statement "...broke out with a case of the hives".
Cunty Queen #1- "Oh....my....GOD! I just realized I haven't seen that bitch Dante at the bath house lately. I wonder if the twat is still breathing..." Cunty Queen #2- "Girrrrrl, how 'bout I heard the bitch done broke out with a case of the hivs."
Pronounced, "high five" (from hi - v (5)) - a surreptitious way to describe a person with HIV. Also, "HI-fiver"
The junkie in 2 is a high-fiver. High-five coming in by ambulance - gown up!