A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexual act when your significant other takes a shit and give them a rim job
Man i gave Jessica the dirty hubcap last night and she was gaging after
The process of inserting your genetalia into one of the many holes of a hubcap that had fallen off a car. Usually done by mentally retarded persons who fantacize about having sex with their own cars. This is usally done to Subarus, Toyotas, Lincolns and Hyundais. Once the person has finished the action, they will usually ejaculate pre-maturely all over the curb infront of their home and run away. There have been over 384 cases of Hubcap sex reported in the year 2005, and the population is rising, we must prevent these repulsive and abusive activities done by elderly men.
Dude, I went outside to get the early newspaper and saw my neighbor Mr. Rogers engaging in Hubcap sex with my other neighbor's old 1998 Toyota Carolla Hubcap.
a huge western styled, jewel encrusted (usually rubies) rodeo belt buckle with event name, date, location, and winners name engraved ot it.
Bubba won this enormous California Hubcap in Bullriding at the rodeo last week
The car a gangster uses to do crime with. A backup car, that is almost always a piece of junk that can be ditched after a crime is committed. A car that could be used in a stick up, drive by, heist, etc. Also referred to as a throw-away car or a do-dirt car.
A gang leader may tell his soldiers to use a hubcap car instead of a car with rims because it is less identifiable and can be disposed of without much financial loss.
fake ass people. trying to look like a balla but really aint.
that foo with his fake ass rolex, what a shiny hubcap.
The act of a man and his boys all taking home a girl over the weekend and just as he's about to cum, smacks her in the head with a hubcap causing her to convulse on his dick. At the end of the weekend everyone meets to compare the dents left in the hubcap, biggest one wins.
Me and the boys are going hubcapping this weekend, I hope I win.
“Mate, I reckon those big ok’ bangers are fitted with crimson hubcaps! Look at the size of the wheel nuts!“