A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Bruise Hurst is someone who plays baseball and is very short. They are normally dog shit and don’t do their job as a first baseman. This person is likely to finger their girlfriend after 2 days of dating. A Bruiser Hurst strives to be apart of The Great Monks but will never achieve his goalinson.
That sophomore in Oklahoma with the blonde hair is a real Bruiser Hurst.
refering to a (pass) mark in British universities. In Cockney Rhyming Slang a 'First' is called a Geoff Hurst; England's hat trick hero in the 1966 World Cup (football) final. See also Desmond, and Thora Hird
To go on to a masters degree the university normally expect you to have a Geoff Hurst
He's my brother the biggest chode liker a cock sucking monkey fucking bigger in the world he'll eat your coochie and fuck your dad steal your girl and fuck your mom too eat her clitoris and everything
a young rich jigga straight out of scottsdale also known for eating ass and kicking ass
wow i wish i had timothy hurst stature
guy; no you dont
That one person who you can always depend on. She has a knack for making you feel loved and cared for. She has a true servants heart. She's loves to be around people as much as possible. She's a talker and really god at it too. She is very supportive and the best friend anyone could have.
Jack: Wow she's a real Abby Hurst for doing all this.
Hundley: Yeah a real one.