Country Dictionary

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That new LP rules

Liquid Power Shit- a form of crap that is liquid and shoots out of your butthole. noramlly not a comfortable occurence.

I had a totally bad case of LPS in the bathroom.

LPS (Le Parti Stupide) THE STUPID PARTY. LPS is a commonly used name for the GOP , especially its Fox News faction .

I can't believe the LPS is 50% Birther

Le Predictáble. (L-eh Preh-dic-ta-bluh)

As per usual.

Very Predictable.

The same.

Le is a form of meme taken from popular website 'tumblr'.
"Le french" "Le girlfriend" "Le kitchen"

That shirts such an LP. You always wear it on nights out.

"Loose Pussy" A woman whose vagina is quite gaping and can handle a fist or such other large items, or a girl who just looks like a slut or dresses like one.

"Hey look at that LP over there"
"I was with this bitch and damn she had one nasty ass LP, so I got the hell outta there"

MY DAD IS YELLOW CHOMPERS

He looks like a LP

little person. the CORRECT slang, instead of...midget.

"my best friend is a lp, she's such a sweetheart!"